Women r not liars… they’re just cowards…

yes… u got that right… scared of cockroaches, lizards, rats, frogs or anything not catergorized under cute n furry with big kitty eyes section. all this creatures are doing about their business and suddenly they are newspaper/fly swatter/book/heavy destructive objects fodder.

ok i concur roachers are annoying… but lizards are good house pets. they get rid of insects that annoy the shit outta me. so i get quite irked when the woman asks me to kill our friendly lizards. I honestly feel pity for the cold blooded creatures. all they did was help me get rid of the pesky mozzies, is that really so bad?

on a totally unrelated to the title subject …

a friend of my recently got into a little trouble with the law. she got booked for drinkin’ & drivin’. i know we all do it some point in our lives. hell i’ve driven when i was majorly sloshed once b4 … as in once i got home (after dropping off a friend who was so drunked he puked all over himself the entire trip back home) i was so pissed that i had 2 sleep in the driveway for a good 30mins before i could drag my fat ass into the house. 4 bottles of XO among 5-6 people will do that to you.

newayz… i m so lucky that i diden get into any shit then coz if i was pulled over i swear they would throw me in the smallest jail they could find 4 a fat ass like me n throw away the key. looking back i realize how irresponsible i was, but i’m stupid that way. so when i read her blog (yes u dear… i know u read me too) i was kinda worried about her. especially knowing how hard she parties still. my humble suggestion is to let sum1 else do the driving if you are going to drink that night. i had a system going with my party friends, if i drive i don’t drink more that 1 bottle aka 1 beer not liquor. so if i do decide to drink that night i will ask someone else to drive. 1 week of no alcohol will not kill u … seriously. take that night as a night to try n hook up with some hot chick/dude instead.

u know come to think of it getting stoned & driving is also not a very good idea but i’ve been guilty of that on a few occasions in my time. hell i can just imagine a few of u laughing at me now. yeah sure it was fun coz nothing happened… but imagine if something did… hahah … but that’s besides the point la… i’m just glad i’m not talking about this like 20 years after i was release from jail for killing a pedestrian during my drunk/stone joy rides.

i guess it will never hit us until it’s too late and the wave or regret hits u like a ton of bricks. i’m just glad i got to reminisce without any incidents. some are non too lucky, i’m glad my friend got a little wake up call in the form of a fine & an experience in jail to sober her up. perhaps she will learn from this, perhaps she won’t but the next time she goes drinking at least a little invisible nudge will keep her aware of what she is doing. i hope.